I Just Want The Company To Go Bankrupt, But The Employees Are All Old People!

If you are looking for a refreshing take on the business comedy genre, I Just Want The Company To Go Bankrupt, But The Employees Are All Old People! by Di Jun is an absolute must-read. This novel masterfully blends the high-stakes world of corporate management with laugh-out-loud irony, resulting in a story that is as addictive as it is hilarious.

The premise follows Lu Yiming, who is thrust into the role of a chairman for a reality show and gifted with a "prodigal subsystem." The rules are simple: lose money, and he gets it back tenfold. In a brilliant subversion of the typical "grindset" tropes, Lu Yiming tries everything to run his company into the ground—offering triple salaries, extreme time off, and excessive benefits. However, the comedic genius lies in his workforce: a group of dedicated, battle-hardened old employees who refuse to let the company fail. Instead of taking the easy road, they are so moved by his "generosity" that they work harder, turning his intended losses into record-breaking profits.

What makes this novel stand out is the chaotic dynamic between the protagonist’s desperate attempts to be a terrible boss and the employees’ wholesome, unintentional "backstabbing." The contrast between Lu Yiming’s panic and the wholesome success of the company creates a delightful narrative tension that keeps you turning pages. Beyond the humor, the story offers a surprisingly poignant look at workplace loyalty and the cycle of exploitation.

Whether you love business strategy stories or just want a lighthearted read filled with comedic misunderstandings, this novel hits the mark. It is a witty, fast-paced romp that proves sometimes, the best-laid plans for failure lead to the greatest successes. Don't miss out on this modern urban gem.