Live Fortune Telling, Taoist Priest, Your Mouth Is A Control Tool, Right?

[Funny jokes + cool articles + lighthearted comedy + live fortune telling]
(The score is not accurate at the beginning, it will increase in the future, it is non-toxic and safe to eat)
Lin Yang traveled to a world that did not believe in Taoism, but became a Taoist priest. If he got enough faith points, he could get various System rewards and quickly gain faith points. He chose to start the live broadcast, but his style of painting gradually became abstract...
"Taoist priest, I feel ashamed of her. She always stayed with me when I was in my lowest period and had no money. But I lost her when I became rich!"
Lin Yang: "She is a bastard!"
"Taoist priest, you can't hide your love for one person. What should you do if you like two people?"
Lin Yang: "Then you can hide it."
"Taoist priest! My right eyelid What’s going on with the constant twitching? Are you going to lose money?”
Lin Yang: “The twitching in the left eye and the twitching in the right eye are intermittent involuntary clonic twitches of the orbicularis oculi muscle and facial nerve controlled by the brain!”
“Master, am I being haunted by ghosts?”
Lin Yang: “You feel so weak! The clothes are on backwards and the body is weak because of kidney deficiency."
"Taoist priest! I have failed in my business many times. They say that failure is the mother of success. As long as I keep working hard, I can get rich, right!"
Lin Yang: "Failure is the mother of success, but you are infertile."
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