Stunning Master

"Alchemy Saint is your disciple?"
"That's right!"
"So is the Master of the Qi Sect?"
"Yes!"
"Not only that! Sword Master, Sword God, and Gun Master all have to kneel down as master and disciple when they see my young lady!"
"Then the teacher's husband must not be the most beautiful man in the world, right?"
"Back then, he came all over the place to be my disciple! If he refused, he would hug my thigh and not let go! Who would have thought that he would actually sleep on my bed later!"
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Evil Lord: "Master! You taught me that Wuji produces Tai Chi, Tai Chi produces Liangyi, Liangyi produces four images, Four images produce Bagua, Bagua produces everything in the world, right?"
"That's right!"
"But everything I think is inferior to you!"
"Disciple! Don't be so flirtatious! I can't stand it as a master..."