Scalper Agency, I Didn’t Expect You To Be Able To Invite The True God.
Author: Dao Wu Zhong Jie Ji
Original Title: 黄牛中介，没想到你请得动真神啊
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Introduction Scalper Agency, I Didn’t Expect You To Be Able To Invite The True God.
[Revival of Spiritual Energy + Purchasing Agency from Heaven + Universal Intermediary]
Zhang Yu opened a "All-purpose Agency" in the parallel world, where he queued up, registered, and grabbed tickets on his behalf, and his business was half-dead.
Until he awakens [Human Network System] - as long as he increases the price, there is nothing he can't hire or anything he can't accomplish.
"Boss, there have been strange noises in my ancestral hall in the middle of the night recently. Can you do a ritual for the Taoist priest in the agency?"
"Yes! A serious Taoist priest from Maoshan, with a certificate to work, the price is 8,080 yuan per game, plus three house-holding talismans, and refunds if invalid."
"Boss, help me hire a Taoist priest. The statue that can control the house should be blessed and efficacious!"
"Yes! The Taishan stone is mined in Kunlun Mountain, free shipping with SF Express, and comes with a blessing certificate signed by the land's father-in-law."
Zhang Yu's business became more and more outrageous, until one day, several people wearing special department uniforms came. Pushing the door open:
"Mr. Zhang, on behalf of the National Ninth Bureau, we would like to entrust you with some... special business."
"You said."
"Hire the Third Prince of Nezha as a special consultant for summer flood prevention and rescue."
"Second to Difu Diting to assist. Border counter-intelligence and anti-espionage work."
"Rented the Erlang Shenjun Temple in Guanjiangkou for three days for field testing of new weapons."
Zhang Yu flipped through the system panel and showed a professional smile:
"It's all there, just the price... You have to pay with incense merit points."
Zhang Yu opened a "All-purpose Agency" in the parallel world, where he queued up, registered, and grabbed tickets on his behalf, and his business was half-dead.
Until he awakens [Human Network System] - as long as he increases the price, there is nothing he can't hire or anything he can't accomplish.
"Boss, there have been strange noises in my ancestral hall in the middle of the night recently. Can you do a ritual for the Taoist priest in the agency?"
"Yes! A serious Taoist priest from Maoshan, with a certificate to work, the price is 8,080 yuan per game, plus three house-holding talismans, and refunds if invalid."
"Boss, help me hire a Taoist priest. The statue that can control the house should be blessed and efficacious!"
"Yes! The Taishan stone is mined in Kunlun Mountain, free shipping with SF Express, and comes with a blessing certificate signed by the land's father-in-law."
Zhang Yu's business became more and more outrageous, until one day, several people wearing special department uniforms came. Pushing the door open:
"Mr. Zhang, on behalf of the National Ninth Bureau, we would like to entrust you with some... special business."
"You said."
"Hire the Third Prince of Nezha as a special consultant for summer flood prevention and rescue."
"Second to Difu Diting to assist. Border counter-intelligence and anti-espionage work."
"Rented the Erlang Shenjun Temple in Guanjiangkou for three days for field testing of new weapons."
Zhang Yu flipped through the system panel and showed a professional smile:
"It's all there, just the price... You have to pay with incense merit points."
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If you are looking for a refreshing twist on the modern cultivation genre, Scalper Agency, I Didn’t Expect You To Be Able To Invite The True God by Dao Wu Zhong Jie Ji is a must-read. This novel masterfully blends the tropes of urban "spiritual energy revival" with a hilarious, high-stakes entrepreneurial premise that keeps you hooked from the first chapter.
The story follows Zhang Yu, an ordinary shop owner running a struggling "All-purpose Agency." Everything changes when he awakens the Human Network System, transforming him from a simple errand boy into an interdimensional intermediary capable of hiring anyone—from local Taoist priests to legendary deities from the heavens. What makes this novel truly unique is the juxtaposition of mundane, bureaucratic modern life with the absurdity of hiring divine entities. Whether he is arranging for Maoshan priests to handle a haunted house or brokering a deal with the Third Prince Nezha for national flood prevention, the humor is sharp, witty, and consistently inventive.
The narrative excels by treating the supernatural as a commodity. Watching government agencies scramble to hire mythological figures for national security tasks is both satirical and exhilarating. The progression isn't just about personal power; it is about the scale of Zhang Yu’s connections, which expand from local superstition to cosmic influence. The author balances the comedic "scalper" antics with genuinely cool moments of divine intervention, making the protagonist’s rise to power feel earned rather than forced.
For fans of Xianxia who are tired of the repetitive "grinding in a sect" tropes, this story offers a brilliant, modern alternative. It is fast-paced, imaginative, and endlessly entertaining. If you want a novel where business savvy meets celestial intervention, this is the perfect addition to your reading list.
The story follows Zhang Yu, an ordinary shop owner running a struggling "All-purpose Agency." Everything changes when he awakens the Human Network System, transforming him from a simple errand boy into an interdimensional intermediary capable of hiring anyone—from local Taoist priests to legendary deities from the heavens. What makes this novel truly unique is the juxtaposition of mundane, bureaucratic modern life with the absurdity of hiring divine entities. Whether he is arranging for Maoshan priests to handle a haunted house or brokering a deal with the Third Prince Nezha for national flood prevention, the humor is sharp, witty, and consistently inventive.
The narrative excels by treating the supernatural as a commodity. Watching government agencies scramble to hire mythological figures for national security tasks is both satirical and exhilarating. The progression isn't just about personal power; it is about the scale of Zhang Yu’s connections, which expand from local superstition to cosmic influence. The author balances the comedic "scalper" antics with genuinely cool moments of divine intervention, making the protagonist’s rise to power feel earned rather than forced.
For fans of Xianxia who are tired of the repetitive "grinding in a sect" tropes, this story offers a brilliant, modern alternative. It is fast-paced, imaginative, and endlessly entertaining. If you want a novel where business savvy meets celestial intervention, this is the perfect addition to your reading list.
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